Remember a couple of years ago, when it was announced that newly-formed Hollywood production company CP Productions had acquired the rights to make a Joust movie?

After that... well, nothing really happened. The project may be in Development Hell, or just scrapped entirely. And with Midway and a number of its properties now owned by Warner Bros., who can say what-- if anything-- will come of it?

Ah, but what might have been. Video Game Theater takes such a look into what a Joust narrative filled with drama, romance, and space ostriches might be like in "Joust: The Forbidden Fruit." Note, this is probably NSFW, so exercise caution when viewing:

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Seriously? I don't even know what to say after that. Well, except that I thought that conquered Jousters yielded eggs, not died with them.