Despite being a ridiculously awesome game, the original Yakuza released in 2006 was a flop. How can a game that lets you annihilate your opponents in a thousand different ways be a flop? I have no clue and that's why I'm here to remind you that Yakuza 2 was just released and you need to buy it. No, this isn't me suggesting that you should check it out, this is me telling you to leave your house right now, get to wherever it is you buy games, and buy one of the best games that will be released on any console this year.